The To Whom It Tolls of Timmy City is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by None with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.562 billion People enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of none. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Person economy, worth a remarkable 6,422 trillion nones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,775 nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only. Crime is totally unknown. Timmy City's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Timmy City is ranked 1,268^th in the world and 3^rd in Empire of Andrew for Most Cultured, scoring 338 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.